Someone who fingered you said it was like diddling a Gonk. We're not wise, or in touch with nature, or down with it.
In your 20s, that means shopping the essentials and investing in great basics — because, let's face it, you accumulated enough trendy tees, minidresses, and cutoffs in your college years.
For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below.
Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Now's the time to shop for the kind of denim you might just get away with at the office and a silky button-down you can wear well beyond your 9-to-5.
You don't have to spend a ton, but definitely spend where it counts, and keep an eye out for the pieces you'll wear from season to season, year after year.